safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget
they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker
We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
*sprints for 40 miles*
*squat thrusts through a brick wall*
Listen to this whenever you feel bad about yourself and your self esteem will boost x100
why did this need to be created
god damn it
when you flip your calendar to january but realize that it’s still december
U don’t flip your calendar to January you get a new one
How do I uninstall anxiety
when she spread it wide and you hear that mac and cheese noise
the thang open up and sound like puttin 2...
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